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Family Guy Season 3

Season 3 Episodes

Episode 1 | The Thin White Line (1)
The Thin White Line (1) | FamilyGuyLOL

After becoming addicted to cocaine while working as a drug-sniffing police dog, Brian goes to rehab only to find Peter, faking an addiction, is his roommate.

Episode 2 | Brian Does Hollywood (2)
Brian Does Hollywood (2) | FamilyGuyLOL

Brian moves to Los Angeles to write screenplays but only finds work directing pornos, while Stewie's twisted rants on 'Kids Say The Darndest Things' are thwarted by host Bill Cosby.

Episode 3 | Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
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When Happy-Go-Lucky Toys is bought out by a tobacco conglomerate, Peter is made president and sent to Washington to lobby on behalf of the cigarette peddlers.

Episode 4 | One If By Clam, Two If By Sea
One If By Clam, Two If By Sea | FamilyGuyLOL

Peter and his friends are arrested for allegedly burning down their favorite bar after it's transformed into a British pub; meanwhile Stewie tries to remove the neighbor baby's Cockney accent.

Episode 5 | And the Wiener is...
And the Wiener is... | FamilyGuyLOL

Peter becomes competitive with Chris when he discovers that his son has a bigger penis, as Meg unsuccessfully tries to fit in with the cool crowd at school and is pelted with rancid meat.

Episode 6 | Death Lives
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After being struck by lightning while playing golf on his wedding anniversary, Peter pleads with death to give him another chance to make it up to Lois, with a little help from Peter Frampton.

Episode 7 | Lethal Weapons
Lethal Weapons | FamilyGuyLOL

Although her newly discovered Tae-Jitsu abilities are handy in dealing with obnoxious New York tourists, Lois fears her own rage and enters the family into anger management therapy, which angers everyone.

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Episode 8 | The Kiss Seen Around the World
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Meg leaps at an opportunity to intern at the local news station in order to be closer to her crush, news anchor Tom Tucker, only to discover that Neil, who has a crush on her, will also intern there.

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Episode 9 | Mr. Saturday Knight
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After Peter's boss chokes to death at the Griffin home, the toy factory is sold and Peter is forced to take a job jousting at the local Renaissance Faire.

Episode 10 | Fish Out of Water
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Peter puts his family's house in jeopardy with a $50,000 loan for a fishing boat. Meanwhile Lois teaches Meg how to behave like a tramp during spring break.

Episode 11 | Emission Impossible
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When Lois and Peter decide to have another baby, Stewie hops aboard a microscopic spacecraft and enters Peter's body in an attempt to terminate his sperm.

Episode 12 | To Love and Die in Dixie
To Love and Die in Dixie | FamilyGuyLOL

After Chris identifies an armed robber who's now bent on revenge, the Griffins enter into a witness protection program in a small southern town, where Peter becomes sheriff.

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Episode 13 | Screwed The Pooch
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While visiting Peter's in-laws, Brian falls in love with Sea Breeze, the family greyhound, prompting an ugly custody battle when the bitch becomes pregnant.

Episode 14 | Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother?
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father...Brother? | FamilyGuyLOL

Discovering he has black ancestry, Peter tries to connect with his alter-ethnicity, while Stewie becomes obsessed with learning the mind control secrets of cheerleaders.

Episode 15 | Ready, Willing, and Disabled
Ready, Willing, and Disabled | FamilyGuyLOL

Unable to stop a car wash thief, Joe is humiliated until Peter encourages him to enter the 'Special People's Games' and go for the gold.

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Episode 16 | A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas | FamilyGuyLOL

Christmastime stress causes temporary insanity for Lois, but Stewie's faith in Santa is renewed when he receives the plutonium he has put on his wish list.

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Episode 17 | Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows | FamilyGuyLOL

As part of his sentence for drunk driving, Brian must care for a mean old hag. Meanwhile, Peter houses an extremely rare bird in his new beard.

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Episode 18 | From Method to Madness
From Method to Madness | FamilyGuyLOL

Meg and a young nudist boy hit it off until she brings him home and the Griffins get naked to greet him, as Stewie fails in his quest to become a local acting star.

Episode 19 | Stuck Together, Torn Apart
Stuck Together, Torn Apart | FamilyGuyLOL

Peter's jealousy lands him a separation from Lois and a date with Gwyneth Paltrow, whom he thoroughly disgusts, while Brian and Stewie get glued together for an entire week.

Episode 20 | Road to Europe
Road to Europe | FamilyGuyLOL

Hoping to join a wholesome TV show family he thinks is real, Stewie hot air balloons to England, while Peter is proud to learn that Lois was once a groupie known as 'Loose Lois' to the legendary rock group KISS.

Episode 21 | Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1 | FamilyGuyLOL

Viewer mail inspires three irreverent tales in which Peter becomes a gelatinous blob, the Griffins develop superhuman abilities and young Peter and Lois live in a warped 'Little Rascals'-type reality.

Episode 22 | When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein | FamilyGuyLOL

In this controversial unaired episode, an impressive Jewish friend of Peter's, Mr. Weinstein, prompts Peter to encourage Chris to become Jewish so he'll become successful too.

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